i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

(via shampoo)

tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?

xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one


“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via shampoo)